Female Characters and Women Slashers by Annabelle Leigh I find the whole question of why we women slashers get so prickly around female characters a very interesting one. Of course, there is a whole spectrum of opinion on this issue. I don't mean to suggest otherwise. Plenty of us like Megan well enough. Or Serena. Or Sam. And there are even a few brave souls out there who defend Cassie. But enough of us seem to feel strongly about it to make it an issue in my mind. When it gets right down to it, we don't seem to want any women getting in the way of *our* guys--not brainless babes of the week, not long-term love interests, not female partners. We're having none of it. I am no different. I *hated* the idea of Megan before I actually saw her on screen. I found myself thinking things like: "I can't believe they're bringing a *woman* onto the show. They're *ruining* it." Then I stopped and listened to myself and was completely perplexed. I've been a feminist since I was in diapers. So why wasn't I more pleased that the producers were diversifying the show by bringing on female characters? And it isn't just because Megan is thin or because I think she's solely for T&A value, which I don't think, actually. Sure, it *would* be great if there were more women on TV who were a realistic dress size and older than twenty-five. But UPN is not alone in their casting choices. Sadly, I'm used to it. If it were on a show that didn't have a slashy interest for me, I wouldn't think a second thing about it. So why does it make such a big difference on TS? I suppose an obvious answer would be that I love slash, and so anything (or anyone) that obscures my ability to see Jim and Blair together, as a couple, puts me off. The problem with this explanation, though, is that it quickly became clear that Megan wasn't a threat this way. She was a colleague, one of the guys, not a romantic interest. And yet, many of us continued to feel ambivalent about her. Plus, our response is so strong and visceral response that I think it must be more personal, more directly linked to *us* and not just to our fantasies about Jim and Blair. This isn't to say I believe it's envy, as some have suggested. I see it more as a kind of protectiveness of our turf. There's a sense in the world that eroticism is not for the regular, but for the glamorous. This is especially true for women. In all het fiction, there is the inevitable description of the heroine who is always thin, young and beautiful. This gives rise to an inevitable comparison the reader makes to herself, one she cannot possibly win. Slash, on the other hand, is our safe space. It's the place where we can enjoy eroticism and masculine beauty without having to make that comparison, without having to confront our own imperfections, all the ways in which we do not match the false, impossible images of TV and fashion magazines. So to have thin, young, beautiful female characters introduced on the show or into the fanfic disturbs that safety. And we react with understandable vehemence, determined to defend our sanctuary. No wonder we're so fierce about it.